November 2012
Sister: Can you check my spelling words?
Me: No, I'm eating a potato.
Sister: Can you check them in a minute?
Me: No, I'm eating a potato.
Sister: When will you be done with the potato?
Me: Tomorrow.
Sister: What?
Me: It's a really big potato.
spacetimeandlove:
I will not reblog anything Christmas related until December.
Unless it’s Wilf in antlers
always reblog Wilf in antlers
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Anonymous asked: Wow. That was impressively gross.
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Anonymous asked: What's the grossest dream you've ever had?
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It's TMI Tuesday. You could literally be asking me...
I’m not turning into anyone. End of story.
jesuschristvevo:
“I’m gay” is such a dumb status to post when you hack someone’s facebook. It’s so predictable. Like at least make it something more scandalous.
“Susie was never in a car accident. I killed her”
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