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Sister:
Can you check my spelling words?
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Me:
No, I'm eating a potato.
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Sister:
Can you check them in a minute?
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Me:
No, I'm eating a potato.
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Sister:
When will you be done with the potato?
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Me:
Tomorrow.
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Sister:
What?
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Me:
It's a really big potato.
Tracks
(Source: devonmorrissey)
Alice and Fan by Marie Petty.
(Source: whostache)
What if we had ideas that could think for themselves? What if, one day, our dreams no longer needed us? When these things occur, and are held to be true, the time will be upon us… The time… of angels.
(Source: tardis-impala)
by Monica Forss →
(Source: hellanne)
I will not reblog anything Christmas related until December.
Unless it’s Wilf in antlers
always reblog Wilf in antlers
THEJON/THEJACK
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He finally caught it[via]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdhg3gtmpw1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
He finally caught it
[via]
- you are right
- being a pirate is no joke
- it’s a serious business, those Pirates of the Caribbean movies are mocking the pirate life actually
- as an example
- here are some of the serious things we pirates do
- serious pirate eating
- serious pirate reading
- serious pirate grooming
- serious pirate listening to music
- serious pirate sleeping
(Source: buenastardis)
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